December 2011
So That's How She Did It
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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Chinese Food
and this guy
Cati will get a kick out of this.
TARDIS YOU ARE DRUNK. Hoping everyone has a very... →
doctorwhoandthetardis:
TARDIS YOU ARE DRUNK. Hoping everyone has a very Happy New Year!, Even the TARDIS celebrated in some style. TARDIS YOU ARE DRUNK
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So Good, I'm Calling It Quits Early
No other conversation will be HALF as good as this one tonight.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there!
Stranger: Why hello, young chap!
You: Young! That's kind then, isn't it?
You: What makes you so sure I'm young?
You: What makes me so sure you're younger than me?
You: asl, if I might ask?
Stranger: I am forty-three, male and from the United Kingdom
You: The united kingdom!
You: Love it!
You: Which queen are we on right now?
Stranger: Lost count
You: Well, a name would help, but the humor is fun
You: I'm 908 years old, male, and from Gallifrey
Stranger: OH! WELL! MY LIEGE
You: Well, come down from that then. No need for that kind of talk
You: What are you up to this...evening? Morning? I'm circling the moon currently, can't really tell what time you're in right now.
Stranger: Late afternoon, one would believe
You: Afternoon! Wonderful. I like afternoons.
You: Any sign of danger on earth?
Stranger: George Bush
Stranger: That's a load of trouble
Stranger: And the Illuminati! They've come back, you know!
You: Bush?
You: Do I need to recallibrate the old girl again? What year is it?
Stranger: I was under the impression it was 2005! Overshoot the old machine again, chap?
Stranger: My word, am I wrong?
You: Now hold on just a tick there...
You: Omegle wasn't launched till March 25 2009
You: You're having a laugh then aren't you?
Stranger: Yes, I am. Got me there, you did!
You: I love a laugh. Though usually not at my own expense. Still though! Well played
You: So then things seem fine?
You: Things are good?
Stranger: Well...there is that 2012 poppycock going around
Stranger: The world is to end, if one would believe it
You: yes...poppycock
Stranger: Oh, you know more about this 2012 event?
Stranger: Pray tell!
You: Spoilers
You: I WILL say, it's probably a wonderful time to visit...oh, I don't know, Klum
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: You are one informed chap, if I may say
You: Anywhere BUT Earth
You: Oooooh, I can't really keep it under my scarf anymore
You: Alright
You: I'll intervene
You: Well, have intervened
You: Will HAVE intervened
You: and things will be fine
You: BUT
You: ..what's your name?
Stranger: John
You: JOHN!
You: OH! It's all coming together, John!
You: John
You: When the planet descends upon earth a whole SLEW of new races will come with it
You: and your people are going to be scared
You: no surprise
You: that's how you get. You're only human
Stranger: True
You: John, you're going to need to gather them together to not fear this new race
Stranger: Unfortunately, the human race isn't tolerant to new species, I mean look at what happened to the Articunes! But I will try
You: because THESE creatures are going to be your key to further Britain's space program giving you the chance to explore even further into the stars!
You: Oh, the things you all find, John!
Stranger: If I may ask, how is the space-time plane? Heard about a rip recently
You: And, if I may brag a bit, the Americans that were getting a bit too big for their britches, get their britches shrunk.
Stranger: TRUTH
Stranger: Americans...
You: They're not all bad
You: Just the ones stuck in 1776
Stranger: And that George Bush fellow
You: He doesn't have much sway if I remember correctly
You: Now we're dealing with...
You: Barrack Obama
You: BARRACK OBAMA!
You: Oh!
You: First black President in the US
You: A bit sad it took this long
Stranger: Oh, the truth there
Stranger: A win for the underdog, one might say
Stranger: He seems an alright chap
You: He's pretty friendly.
You: Mind you, gets a little rough in his third term
You: I shouldn't have said that
Stranger: I'll keep that under wraps
You: Much obliged
You: Anyway, John. I should be going. I've got a a few things to take care of and RIver's shopping list on top of it all.
You: In fact, most of them ARE BECAUSE OF River's list
Stranger: Well, it was nice talking to you, old boy
Stranger: Keep well
You: And you too, John.
You: Best of luck in the coming year.
You have disconnected.
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The easy way to take down the tree.
doctorwhogifs:
If only
EXCITEMENT!
doctorwhogifs:
I HAZ IT!
Watchhuffsterrr:
Me, my best friends and my boyfriend playing cat stack on Ezio.
He looks so helpless at some point.
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Copycats
People are copying my Doctor Who tally thing. I wish life had a reblog button.
WatchI love this
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To my Nutcracker friends.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nutcracker_and_the_Mouse_King
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nutcracker
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"And you've redecorated!
…I don’t like it…”
-Closing Time
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I love this meme.
My Mom
becomes SUCH a bitch around the holidays.
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What?
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
Stranger: 21 m
Stranger: you?
You: 908/m/TARDIS
Stranger: ?
You: what?
You: am I the first other guy you've run into?
Stranger: no
You: Oh...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Pronounce "Ma'am" like you would say "Bitch"
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
You: hello there
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17,f
You: 908/m/TARDIS
Stranger: wtf? LOL
You: What?
You: Don't talk to many guys?
Stranger: ahahahaha, so proper asl?
You: ...proper?
You: Ma'am, 908/m/TARDIS WAS proper.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Novice Hane spoke with the Doctor
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 13/f/Nc
Stranger: 13/f/Nc looking for teenage guy friend only
You: 908/m/TARDIS
You: I'm afraid I left the teenage years long ago
You: but I'm friendly
Stranger: Oh no!
Stranger: I'm part cat.
You: I've met cat people before
Stranger: Cool.
You: ...you're not like them, are you?
You: They weren't the nicest people I've ever met.
Stranger: But cat people are gonna take me to there world in a couple of minutes and I'll only be able to meow
Stranger: Uh oh
Stranger: Meow
Stranger: Meow
Stranger: Meow
You: Ah, old Cattish
You: I know this
Stranger: Meow
You: Oh?
Stranger: Meoww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Best Conversation EVER
I love trolling omegle as the Doctor.
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: m.f
You: 908/m/TARDIS
Stranger: Doctor!!!????
You: ...oh my
You: Hi
You: I haven't run into...a member of LINDA, have I/
You: ?
Stranger: no doctor im an old companion!
You: ...I would love to reminisce
You: but you've got to be a bit more specific
You: I've gathered quite an entorage over the years.
You: *entourage
Stranger: captain jack harkness!
You: JACK! Oh, Jack!
You: What are you doing on omegle at Torchwood!?
You: Classic Jack trolling the web for "friendly characters" on company time.
Stranger: oh doctor you know me all too well
You: How's miss Cooper?
You: And the other guy......oh, what's his name?
Stranger: oh she's doing fine how goes amelia?
You: Oh, you know...
You: I had to leave her and Rory behind
You: If they stayed with me too much longer
You: ...you remember Rose
You: Martha
You: ....everyone
You: Even YOU, Jack.
Stranger: oh yes of course how could i forget
You: But you haven't gotten there yet. I've said too much
Stranger: what is it doctor??
You: WELL, that one's not really MY fault
Stranger: what arent you telling me?
You: Well, just know this
You: When it's time for you to pass on
You: I'll be right there, holding your...hand
Stranger: please dont tell me my face get exploded thats my best feature OH and well you know ;)
You: HAH! No no
You: You go quite peacefully
You: I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS!
Stranger: Doctor DONT HIDE THINGS FROM ME!
You: You know I can't tell you, Jack
You: Wibbly wobly
You: Timey wimey
You: ...stuff
Stranger: i see doctor ill keep in mind what you've said to me/
You: Rightthen
You: I think I'll be letting you go then
You: Stay out of trouble.
You: You know the face I'm giving you.
Stranger: good bye Doctor and you know me better than that and next time you get a companion send them my way;D
You have disconnected.
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Allow me to answer any and all questions? I’ve never done questions on here before. Lemme answer questions for you? Tags added to attract people who share my interests.
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Ok, it's time.
I’m ready. Any and all questions. I added tags to attract people with interests similar to mine.
Reblog if you have ever cried at an episode of...
get-in-my-tardis:
merlin-in-the-tavern:
wecanruletheuniverse-with-a-fez:
I want to know I’m not alone…
I judge people who haven’t tbh!
“My name is Rose Tyler, and this is the story of how I died.” ENOUGH SAID.
“My Dear Doctor, The path has never seemed more slow and yet I fear I am nearing its end. Reason tells me that you and I are unlikely to meet again, but I think I shall not...
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