August 2012
July 2012
I can't handle people who sing today.
I can’t even handle it on my favorite TV shows.
So angry.
Watchtheonlycloud:
clavid:
PARKOUR PARKOUR
DEAD
Watchdwamnnn:
nikeysimmons:
gh3tt0hippi3:
bitched:
mullingayr:
filtered-creativity:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
i’m laughing so hard and this isnt even funny
im crying not even jokging
OH MY GOD???
haha wtf
Wtf?
hahahahahahah
I like how we’re laughing at this, but in the back of my head I can’t help but feel like this video started out as a...
It's even better if you realize I was painted grey...
stananigans:
No matter how awesome your outfits are, at some point, you will wear something someone else thinks is dumb. No matter how awesome someone else thinks their outfits are, you may think their outfit is dumb. That’s just the way of the world. Don’t be rude about it and I figure you’re covered.
Had I remembered my batman mask I’d be batman on the subway.
edwad:
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
Firing
Main
Babycannon
Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid...
How I reacted to a pigeon that landed on our...
Me: -and it was great. Hang on. I have to get this pigeon off our window ledge.
(Begins banging on the blinds)
Me: GET A FUCKING JOB, PIGEON!
dangerpro:
I met Woody Harrelson Today.
And I shook his hand. He’s an awesome guy.
