Doctor Batman's Lair

We made Star Wars the animated series that was already kind of un-canon. Now there’s a show based on a video game based on one of the greatest trilogies ever made. I don’t…I can’t…just, why? I don’t get it.

I mean, don’t get me wrong. It’s funny! I just don’t see why we need this. Except for maybe this exchange.

Leia: I need you two to get to Naboo.
Han: You got it sister.
Luke: Yeah, you got it sister! ……..that sound weird to anyone else?
Everyone: YEEEEEEES 

EDIT: I’M WATCHING THIS. THIS IS GENIUS. WE NEEDED THIS. WE HAVE NEEDED THIS FOREVER. I’M GOING TO POST A VIDEO OF WHY WE HAVE ALWAYS NEEDED THIS.

I made this for a class I had my Junior year, I wanna say. Maria might know. She was in it with me. The assignment was “Fool Me”, which meant make something ridiculous and make it look real. The real picture was me in front of a battle ship. This was really fucking easy to make. It’s just funny.

So, reading the Iliad today, I realized something. There’s a lot of scenes of battle where Achilles is killing EVERYONE! Like, there’s a scene where he just keeps killing everyone by the river and throwing the dead bodies in the river. He kills SO MANY people that he wound up CLOGGING river. Then the River God speaks up and says, “HEy dude, mind not clogging the river with dead people?” And then Achilles says “I’ll stop cloggin’ ya, BUT I WON’T STOP KILLIN’ ‘EM!” Then the River God was like “Oh man. Hey, other gods! Help the other guys!”. But he only probably really said half of it because then Achilles started STABBING THE FUCK out of the river god. It was CRAZY! Achilles is a badass. 

BUT! He dies like a PUNK! He gets shot in the ankle with an arrow. And he’s OUT! And who else goes out like a punk despite being a badass? Boba Fett. I love that I realized this today. Fucking awesome.